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Why don't you tell everybody how I met you?

Well, I met you even before I had done any movies, and I met her at...

Joe Walkman.

Don't say the name, okay.

It's, they're these, um, Jack off movies.

Yeah, these Jack off movies.

Where I was featuring in.

And I used to work there as a house dancer.

Before she had a little, what I'm expecting.

Yeah, before I had a package here.

That's right after I got done having my baby.

Mm-hmm.

And I told her, uh, I was basically nosy and asked her a lot of questions about the business, and...

Which I get all the time, and I barely ever give them, give the girls phone numbers or anything.

'Cause usually, I used to always give the girls phone numbers.

The ones who would say, "Oh, I want to get into the business."

I used to give my agent's number and a couple of the director's numbers, and they'd never call.

But for some reason, I believe Crystal.

I don't know why.

I look like that kind of pervert.

That's why.

Well, no, you asked the right questions.

I don't know what it was, but you really seemed like you were into it.

But anyway, um, I wanted to show you, since you're all pregnant and stuff, what I did while I was pregnant.

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