Diaper

let me just tell you that I think it's, I think it's really cute that you wear diapers.

What?

Are you kidding me?

Um, well, I think I went to the wrong bathroom.

What?

Yeah, I have pictures.

What?

What the, give me that. No, that is your room, right?

No, I don't know what you're talking about. That's, that's my sister's room.

Okay, we'll see if you look right there. Those are the shorts that you wore to school yesterday.

What? No. Yeah, that's, my sister has the same fucking shorts. You kidding me? No way. I'm sorry, she's five.

She has a problem.

Okay, so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend on your sister's dresser? I don't think so.

Look, I have more. Well, yeah, she likes me and my boyfriend.

Your phone is dinging.

That's Howie, because I send him pictures.

What? Yeah, I called him while I was in there. I knew nobody would believe me. You're a liar. Whatever, go away.

Um,

well, you know, if you just let me change your diaper, I won't tell anybody.

You can't even prove that I'm wearing a diaper.

What's this?

No!

Shit!

Come on, no, you can't tell anybody at school about this. I will fucking, I'll do whatever you want.

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