Brun kille och en blond slampa

You're not a boxer are you? Nah

Good, that's alright.

So you're here to do another kinky couple scene for kilogram****

So the immortal words are

How did you meet?

Well, basically

I met in a club

Everybody meets in clubs these days

He chatted me up

She was winking at me from the other side of the bar

I was not

I believe that

I went home and, you know what I mean

Oh you went home with her that night?

Yep. Fucking hell

You don't fuck about, you do Tyson

Just like the real Tyson

I was a gully out the way from the start

And we both was horny and wanted it

I was ***** and taking advantage of it

Ok, so how long ago was that?

Um, I don't know

About 6 months ago

And you've been together ever since?

True love found in a nightclub

In Birmingham yeah?

It was in Coventry

Alright, so you've been together 6 months

So you should pretty much know each other

Inside out I would have thought

So what are you into then?

Barbie? What's your thing?

Lots of sex

Kinky sex

What do you mean by kinky sex?

Look in there

Just lots of it

What particular things do you like?

Doggy style

Do you like girls?

Boys?

Several boys?

Two at a time is enough

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