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In Texas, the new Paisa Ross Superstore opens for business.

And the embarrassing moment when John Prescott

forgets to remove the cover from his new swing board.

No, we're not going to.

Yes, there's still, I don't know what we're going to do,

there's still the opening of Parliament.

We'll now call on the second leg of Ascot.

And what about the pay? What's he going to have to do?

Yeah, the really stigmatic thing about Blair...

Well, that's all Blair's policy is. If anyone says, "What's your big?"

He says, "Hey, you ever go to the arms of the Lord?"

This is the announcement, and by Tony Blair, the general election is to be held on June 7th.

Initially, the Archibald will be in Hague, set up in a whistle-stopped tour of all Winniwood seats,

starting with Watford, then Tarleton, and...